Saturday 28 May 2011

We need more people like this man

Well Barcelona won the cup, it is sad though that the police commander for northern Afghanistan, Gen Daud Daud
was assasinated. They were just showing a news story about him. He seemed to have a good heart and energy,
and seemed to be sincerely seeking a peace for his people. His photos make him look pretty intense, in the
news clips they showed, he seemed very gentle, well spoken and charismatic. It is a shame that this happened
it seems, because he appeared to be one of the kind of people we need on the planet in these times.

Tuesday 24 May 2011

Hi to Obama

Obama is visiting of course, his security car got jammed up in Dublin earlier
this week, being eighteen feet long, it got cantilevered on a ramp.
It is called the Beast, has it's own oxygen system, bullet proof glass, tear gas
sprayer, and can withstand blasts. We believe that the glass is as thick as a phone book.
He met the Queen, Prince Philip, Kate and William, had a wonderful banquet last evening.
 
Later today, he will meet with David Cameron, after a round of table tennis during a
surprise visit to a school in London yesterday, and will address MPs later today as the
trip to UK, "gets down to business".

Friday 20 May 2011

Pippa and exercise.

Seems like the big key to Pippa's well toned physical shape, are
weekly exercise sessions using the Pilates system, which she works
through with her private trainer at Parsons Green Fitness Centre with
her trainer.
 
She gives her trainer Margot Campbell a glowing recommendation on her web site:
 
Whether it’s 7am in the morning or 7pm at night I always leave feeling calm, refreshed and invigorated.
Over the past few months I have noticed a huge difference in my core strength and posture
 and couldn’t recommend Margot more highly as an instructor.
“From breathing techniques, muscle toning to overall flexibility and relaxation,
my Pilates sessions have become something of a weekly necessity that keeps me fit, happy and energized.”
Pilates is the hot exercise regime used by many Hollywood stars, it keeps the core body muscles
toned and in shape, without building bulky muscles. It is a system of stretching, you have probably
seen a Pilates machine on the TV.

Thursday 19 May 2011

Day three of the visit

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth visited the Irish National Stud today on the
third day of her visit to Ireland.
This was a more relaxed day when she met with Jockeys, viewed training equipment
in action, unveiled a statue, and later in the evening watched the Riverdance dancers
perform. She received a bouquet of flowers on the stage, and a very warm ovation.
Members of the public interviewed sounded positive about the visit, including positive
affirmations from some unlikely sources.
She expressed sympathy during the trip for victims of the conflicts that have raged,
and although no direct apology was expressed, it is said she has come as close as
possible to making one.

Wednesday 18 May 2011

Credit to the UK

There are a couple of notes we would like to make on the Queen's visit to Ireland.
She and the government are making a very obvious effort to create a harmony
between England and Ireland. Naturally, there are not many people alive now
who were around during the troubles of the early part of the twentieth century.
And hundreds of years of British rule over the Irish are now consigned by and large
to history. We are speaking about the dominance by the English going back and
beyond the time of the first Queen Elizabeth. That being said, it is apparently still
hugely dangerous for the monarch to visit, judging by the distance kept between the
people and the Queen, and the emptiness of the streets.

Friday 13 May 2011

sprouts

News is starting to come out now about the Royal couple's getaway.
Apparently they are starying on a private four thousand pound a night island
with private mile long beach with beautiful white sand. They have had private
food ordered to give a taste of home, including interestingly, sprouts.
These are said to be good for a woman to consume who is trying to become
"in the family way!".

Wednesday 11 May 2011

Fergie, Hats, and Ebay

Fergie has been on US tv, bemoaning the wedding snub,
and apparently, Americans, one of the most forgiving
countries in the world, are coming over to her side.
 
Princess Beatrice's hat worn at the Royal wedding,
now has a facebook page with over one hundred and thirty
thousand followers! She will be putting it up for sale on the
Ebay web site, with the proceeds going to charity.
 

Tuesday 10 May 2011

Honeymoon calling!

Although, our sources report that the romantic location may be the Seychelles.
With a poptulation of around eighty thousand, and consisting of around one hundred
and fifteen islands, it will be easy for them to find some privacy. Having left the honeymoon
departure until the last day or so, they have let the triumph of the wedding cool a bit,
and this will give them the space to take it all in their stride.
 
The newly minted, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, the names we will now
know Prince William and his lovely wife Kate by, are reported to now be officially
on honeymoon which, for security reasons naturally, the location is undisclosed.
 

Sunday 8 May 2011

The american apology

Well here we go! Fergie is preparing for the release of an American style
makeover series, where she talks to everyone from Oprah, to Dr. Phil about
turning her life, (and her finances) around.
Actually a great PR move. Unfortunately, I don't really thing you can blame her
for a lot of things, most of our faults are played out on a much smaller scale,
and not on the world's stage. She has blown up huge debts and bills, been
caught selling Prince Andrew's influence, been publicly shamed on the
News of the World paper, and also very, very obviously shunned from the
Royal Wedding.
Coming in June.

Help to your car ma'am?

So, our new possibly future queen, Catherine Middleton, or perhaps is it Windsor or Wales now?
Shops in Waitrose in Anglesey, and looks like an ordinary wife of an RAF airman.
Prince William, or William Wales as his name is shown in his flight squadron is the hubby out
at work, and his wife has very smartly depicted herself in the worlds media as the home maker.
 
The Dutch Royal family in ultra liberal Holland could be seen shopping in the supermarket, so this
could be a very obvious move on behalf of the Palace press and pr departments to show a new
generation of Royals shaping up for a change in style and relationship to the public.

Saturday 7 May 2011

Protection details

Prince William and Kate will have enhanced protection fit for future Royals.
Many details are justifiably being kept secret.We think it is interesting that Kate is being depicted as an ordinary housewife
pushing a shopping cart in the local grocery parking lot.
Preparations for the future and more modern monarchy no doubt.

Friday 6 May 2011

the Queens Diamond Jubilee celebration,

For the Queens Diamond Jubilee celebration, there will be an exhibition starting in February of
next year at Windsor Castle, of photographs from her life.
 
There will be about sixty wonderful photographs from the rota of Royal selected photographers.
Also there will be an exhibition of Leonardo works at Buckingham Palace from the beginning of May.
 
Prince Charles will host an hour and a half documentary of the composer Hubert Parry.

Velcro Ring Pocket

Tailors Kasket and Partners sewed a special secret pocket in Prince Harry's military uniform for the wedding.
Apparently they created a special Velcro pocket for the wedding ring in one of the cuffs of the jacket he wore.
 
He was then able to unobtrusively retrieve the ring at the ceremony without a hitch.
 
He was planning to keep it in the hatband, but there were concerns naturally about losing the ring.

Thursday 5 May 2011

Back to work so soon

A seventy year old man who had experienced a heart attack in snowdonia was rescued by an RAF helicopter that had our newly married Prince William as a pilot it was reported today on the BBC.
The prince has been a participant in two rescues since returning to work this week.
Straight back to rolling his sleeves up!
Pretty good move.

House price correction

Estimates indicate that house prices become overvalued due to the high loan to values offered in the 1990's. Indications are that due to the economy, a correction may occure over the next few years reducing the value of homes in many areas even to as much as five percent below current values.

Tuesday 3 May 2011

Back to normal.

So, the Royal couple will be whisked off to a £4000.00 a night
Indonesian Island. Hey, good luck to them.
Apparently security officers checked out the suitability in terms of
privacy and security a few weeks ago.
Pippa is still tipped to be of interest to Harry, apparently, and we
don't know if this is just the media, but he was quite flattering towards
her at the abbey. What else?, William scheduled to return to work today
had to apply for time off for his honeymoon just like his colleagues.
And other than that, Party Pieces, the Middleton's party supply company,
has a couple of positions open. Apparently, you need to be able to provide
your own transportation, as you will need to be able to get to a rural area.
After riding his tractor this weekend after the ceremony, Mr. Middleton was
seen going into the village today to pick up his papers, and some supplies!

Monday 2 May 2011

Sharp cookie

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Also, turns out, Pippa plays her cards very smartly.
She attaches herself to landowning, or potentially
will be coming into titles/land social cachet aristo
set. And works her way in. Reports say, behind the
smiles, is a comptetitve, sharp cookie!

Wedding weekend wind down

Well William is back to work shortly, in his job as an
air rescue helicopter pilot.
Kate will become a housewife, and will prepare quietly
for her role in public life.
Pippa, well, she has a boyfriend in the background, she
is apparently besotted with.
Harry, will continue to be very eligible.
The Royal family, has added a fresh player to the old gene pool.
The Middletons, big big, checkmark in terms of social advancement.
Plus apparently, some very sizeable bills to settle up.
And us, we had a very pleasant weekend.
All good.

Sunday 1 May 2011

Ju5t Wed

Well, the dust is starting to settle, the articles today were
about Pippa, Fashion, how well everything went.
Who was well dressed, who made some mistakes.
David Beckam moved his medal from the right of his chest
to the left of his chest. Apparently there is a Facebook page
were at the Queen Victoria memorial. The Queen was beautifully
dressed in yellow, we believe you could have bet on this before
the wedding, along with a number of other factors.
Well, The Duke and Duchess are now safely hidden away adjusting
to their new status, and all is set to begin for a new phase, both
for the lovely couple, and the UK!